October 2011
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BARACK OBAMA DOESN'T LIKE THE KARDASHIANS, NOW IS...
Obama’s girls, Sasha and Malia are apparently fans of the Kardashians. Seriously, I love that the Kardashians are still famous. In fact they’re getting bigger and bigger every year (no like literally they’re getting bigger cause they’re like always pregnant or kind of fat and stuff like that lolololll)
Isn’t it fucking great that all they have to do is be hot,...
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Links Be So Important
Real life baby albino cyclops shark who unfortunately had to die because he’s too adorable for this earth. Somebody get this dead shark a movie deal, now! I’m talking to you PIXAR!
blah blah blah Lindsay’s fucked everything up again yadda yadda whatever.
More reason I need to be in New York and not in this tiny dungeon off the coast of Mexico that somehow has free wifi.
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YOU CAN LOOK AT OVER 300 PICTURES OF PEOPLE WHO...
Is this really what the media has come to? An album of creepy paparazzi stalkers taking hundreds of pictures of a stupid tween couple? I found this series of pictures via Pitchfork. Fucking PITCHFORK! Is that really music journalism?
NO.
All it is, is Justin Beiber in his swim trunks, and Selena Gomez in her stupid pink bikini (if you are just clicking on the link now, it’s because you...
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Hot Linkage Action
(via reddit)
Spice up the workplace with some gruesome zombie stationary.
TotalFilm gives us the A-Z of Quentin Tarantino.
Pretttttty. Berlin’s Festival of Lights.
Hipster Overload: Johnny Marr asks the chillwave community to be inspired by him. Sponsored by Ray-ban.
Mindy Kaling has no friends? Just read the interview.
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Links, Again
People are stupid and think that adding vegetables to pizza automatically makes it healthy. Don’t these people know that you have to wipe the oil on top with a napkin first? Then it’s healthy!
Coolest wedding invitations, ever.
Sesame Street Youtube Account is back on the interwebs after being hacked.
This man apparently surfed on a shark. My response: PICS OR IT DIDN’T...
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HOT BILLIONAIRE HEIRESS THINKS IT'S COOL TO POSE...
It’s like, art right?
Tamara Ecclestone, British rich bitch recently posed for photographer Tyler Shields rolling around in pounds of her own money (or should I say daddy’s money). The photographer proposed the idea to Tamara and she met with him the next day fully equipped with bags of money ready for their close up.
I mean, is it perfect fucking timing or what? This chick gets to...
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THESE GUYS MADE THE MOST BORING SONG IN THE...
Ambient group Marconi Union worked with sound therapists to create “Weightless”, the world’s most relaxing song.
Apparently this shit is more relaxing than getting a massage, going to the spa, or listening to Mozart.
WEIRD RIGHT? I don’t believe that listening to this song is more relaxing than going to a spa and having someone pour rough sea salt all over your body,...
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Mo' Links
Hollywood Announces Plans to Remake Jimmy Stewart, and more. Onion News Beat.
Beyonce’s new music video, Love On Top is a dedication to 80s boy bands. Fuckin great. Really just what music needs (read that as sarcastically, or as genuine as you’d like)
Axe Cop co-creator Ethan Nicolle has a new threadless t-shirt design out. Buy one if you love Robots who kick ass.
Sexting is...
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HEY BUDDY THAT'S NOT WHY IT'S CALLED A COCKPIT!
Then why is it called that? Good question. I have no idea.
So if you don’t already know what i’m talking about, it’s this:
Part time skydiving instructor, part time porn star Alex Torres (the dude) created the most brilliant skydiving sex stunt ever in the world. Basically he made a video of him and this chick boning on a plane, then jumping off the plane and STILL BONING!
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More Fun Links
(via ragecomics.memebase)
Lars Ulrich of Metallica fame has just published this article about how much he regrets not letting Quentin Tarantino use his music for Kill Bill. No it’s not because QT must have mentioned he downloaded Metallica’s discography through Napster. It’s really just because Lars Ulrich is an idiot and couldn’t understand the script.
Make an Israeli...
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ZETA TAU ARTHRITIS
Bertie McConnell, a really old lady from Topeka Kansas finally got initiated into the Zeta Tau Alpha sorority at the University of Kansas on her 90th birthday. That’s right, fucking 90 years old. Apparently not joining Zeta was the one thing she regretted never doing so the Zeta sisters were all like “come on gals, old and wrinkly aside, Bertie is still a hot bitch!” Read the...
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ROBERT DOWNEY JR. SPEAKS, WE LISTEN
Robert Downey Jr. has asked the public to forgive the anti-semitic, woman hating, ball of drunken rage that is Mel Gibson. Do we do it?
I think a big fat NO is in order.
Okay look RBJ, I get the public forgiving you because you were just a batshit crazy druggie sorely in need of rehabilitation. You didn’t really fuck up like Mel did. Honestly, the only good thing that Mel Gibson has...
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Occupy Wall Street Goin Global Y'all
The whole world is finally starting to get on board with the idea that maybe Michael Douglas was wrong. Maybe greed isn’t good. It’s awesome that my generation of young adults is finally doing something political and game changing. Especially since, aside from this our only other claim to fame is that we wear oversized sweaters and glasses in an effort to look more like our...
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WE ALWAYS KNEW SPOCK WAS GAY BUT NOW THE DUDE WHO...
Star Trek actor Zachary Quinto recently revealed to the press in an interview that he “loves the cock”. Okay so that isn’t a direct quote from Quinto, but I did just say it out loud making it quote-able.
This is a great day for young gay male trekkies who could previously only hope to maybe bone George Takei (ewwww he’s old) but also a sad day for the straight female...
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COOL LINKS AND SHIT
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Like indie comics? Me too. Check out this short student documentary.
Did you know that star of Eraserhead, Jack Nance, was in a fetish film? Lol, now you know (NSFW…duh)
Cracked.com tells us about the 8 Strangest TV Shows Ever Made.
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STEVE JOBS COULD HAVE LIVED IF HE WASN'T SUCH A...
A cancer expert from Harvard (you can major in cancer? lololollll) has recently explained to us less knowledgeable commoners that Steve Jobs’s death was stupid and totally unnecessary. So in other words, Steve Jobs’s death is like the IPOD SHUFFLE of deaths.
How could the guy who forced me to buy a Macbook because I knew if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be a hip, young college kid...
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BILL CLINTON SCARED LADY GAGA WAS GOING TO GIVE...
but then he looked at her.
Apparently Billy has this charity or some shit called The Difference which recently had its 10 year concert celebration. Huge stars came out and Gaga warned (seriously, she WARNED) Clinton that she was going to use the stage time to have her “Marilyn” moment.
I guess that means she’s referring to the whole Marilyn Monroe/JFK “happy birthday...