Daily Interruptions

STEVE JOBS COULD HAVE LIVED IF HE WASN’T SUCH A FUCKING HIPPY

A cancer expert from Harvard (you can major in cancer? lololollll) has recently explained to us less knowledgeable commoners that Steve Jobs’s death was stupid and totally unnecessary. So in other words, Steve Jobs’s death is like the IPOD SHUFFLE of deaths. 

How could the guy who forced me to buy a Macbook because I knew if I didn’t, I wouldn’t be a hip, young college kid be that fucking stupid when it came to his own mortality? 

This article from Inside Edition sums it up:

“Dr. Ramzi Amri, a respected cancer researcher at Harvard Medical School, says Steve Jobs was diagnosed with a mild form of pancreatic cancer that is rarely fatal. But instead of having life-saving surgery immediately after he was diagnosed, he stalled for nine months, opting for “alternative treatments” instead, like going on a special diet.”

Seriously, if a doctor told me I had anything even rhyming with cancer (stage two dancer?) I’d be like “get it off me, now!” I wouldn’t be all like, “hold up doc. let me try eating more broccoli for nine months instead.”