Occupy Wall Street Goin Global Y’all
The whole world is finally starting to get on board with the idea that maybe Michael Douglas was wrong. Maybe greed isn’t good. It’s awesome that my generation of young adults is finally doing something political and game changing. Especially since, aside from this our only other claim to fame is that we wear oversized sweaters and glasses in an effort to look more like our grandparents.
- Reuters gives us an update, and also writes this line that makes no sense to me: ASIANS GRUMBLE, QUIETLY.
- Police brutality? Here? In America? I don’t believe it!
“Did you guys think I said greed was good? No, no, no. What I was saying was “Creed is good” you all just misheard me. I fucking love Creed. That song ‘Arms Wide Open’, that was my jam! Wait, what? There’s no way I could have known about Creed because my movie came out in 1987? Yeah alright well fuck you, my toilet is gold plated!”
