Daily Interruptions

ROBERT DOWNEY JR. SPEAKS, WE LISTEN

Robert Downey Jr. has asked the public to forgive the anti-semitic, woman hating, ball of drunken rage that is Mel Gibson. Do we do it? 

I think a big fat NO is in order.

Okay look RBJ, I get the public forgiving you because you were just a batshit crazy druggie sorely in need of rehabilitation. You didn’t really fuck up like Mel did. Honestly, the only good thing that Mel Gibson has done as of late is remind me that the phrase “sugar tits” exists. Sadly though, that’s not enough to get me to forgive him. RBJ we know you’re all of a sudden a “big deal” but do you think your words really weigh enough influence in our lives to save the dying career of your racist friend? 

Shame on you Robert! Because i’m mad at you right now, i’m going to direct everyone to this clip of you in one of the worst movies ever made, Hail Caesar.