Daily Interruptions

HEY BUDDY THAT’S NOT WHY IT’S CALLED A COCKPIT!

Then why is it called that? Good question. I have no idea.

So if you don’t already know what i’m talking about, it’s this: 

Part time skydiving instructor, part time porn star Alex Torres (the dude) created the most brilliant skydiving sex stunt ever in the world. Basically he made a video of him and this chick boning on a plane, then jumping off the plane and STILL BONING! 

How I imagine the scene playing out:

Torres and Girl: “WEEEE!!” *hump thrust hump* “WE’RE FLYING!!!” *hump hump hump*

Cut to: Scene where Keanu Reeves is sadly eating a sandwich on a bench. Suddenly he gets what he thinks is bird shit all over his face. He inspects the strange white liquid further. “Wait…this isn’t bird shit!” He looks up at the sky and with a fist in the air he shouts, “DAMN YOU TORRES!”

Basically the guy is sort of in deep shit, but sort of not. It’s pretty hilarious because the skydiving school where this took place fired him, but this incident took place early in the morning with no witnesses! Technically nothing these people did is flat out illegal and it’s buggin the hell out of everyone.

“Why, we have to arrest this man for something don’t we? If he doesn’t go to jail the youth of our nation will suddenly think fornicating in the air is morally acceptable!” Read the details here. 

I never thought i’d say this but I’m on the air-fucker’s side. I mean he was fired. That’s punishment enough isn’t it?