Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain sang a song about there being no pizza in this world. To make matters more weird and hilarious, he sang it to the tune of John Lennon’s Imagine. If you don’t already know, Cain was CEO of the Godfather’s Pizza chain.
“HEY WHAT’S THE BEST WAY FOR A REPUBLICAN ENTREPRENEUR LIKE MYSELF TO PROMOTE THIS D-E-LICIOUS PIZZA? WHY LET’S TAKE THAT COMMIE HIPPIE JOHN LENNON’S MOST FAMOUS AND POWERFUL SONG AND REPLACE EVERY IMPORTANT LYRIC WITH NAMES OF FOOD AND URGE DUMB COMMONERS TO FORGET THIS SONG HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH IMAGINING A WORLD FREE OF SOCIAL HIERARCHY AND UNJUST POLITICAL SYSTEMS. FROM NOW ON WHEN THEY HEAR THIS TUNE THEY WILL ONLY BE ABLE TO THINK ABOUT PIZZA. THAT’S MY AMERICA!!!”
Watch this if you’ve ever wanted to laugh and cry at the same time.
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