YOU CAN LOOK AT OVER 300 PICTURES OF PEOPLE WHO DON'T MATTER

YOU CAN LOOK AT OVER 300 PICTURES OF PEOPLE WHO DON’T MATTER

Is this really what the media has come to? An album of creepy paparazzi stalkers taking hundreds of pictures of a stupid tween couple? I found this series of pictures via Pitchfork. Fucking PITCHFORK! Is that really music journalism?

NO.

All it is, is Justin Beiber in his swim trunks, and Selena Gomez in her stupid pink bikini (if you are just clicking on the link now, it’s because you just read Selena Gomez in pink bikini—creeper) parading around Maui.

My life has never felt sadder, clicking picture after picture thinking maybe something interesting will pop up. Like Justin hitting his pinky toe on a rock and crying, or Selena giving Justin a handy under a beach blanket. But no, picture after picture was purely just looking at two young kids at the beach doing normal “vacation” things. Fucking gross.

The only people I can imagine caring about this crap is sad 13 year old girls who want nothing more than to see Selena Gomez killed so they can have Justin all to themselves. Seriously, the love these girls have for Justin is creepy. He’s managed to give too many tween girls those strange yet oddly enjoyable tingly feelings down there that they won’t understand until sophomore year of high school when that cute boy they kind of like wants to have a “deep talk about life and shit” in the backseat of his car. Okay sorry, now I’m just rambling about my life.

Please somebody save me from this madness.