Links Be So Important

- Real life baby albino cyclops shark who unfortunately had to die because he’s too adorable for this earth. Somebody get this dead shark a movie deal, now! I’m talking to you PIXAR!
- blah blah blah Lindsay’s fucked everything up again yadda yadda whatever.
- More reason I need to be in New York and not in this tiny dungeon off the coast of Mexico that somehow has free wifi.
- This rich guy made a documentary about the 1%. His name is Jamie Johnson, and he is the great-grandson of one of the founders of Johnson & Johnson. We never saw it. Maybe I will buy the DVD if it comes with a free travel size bottle of lotion.
- OMG DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT PICTURE OF THE ONE-EYED BABY ALBINO SHARK?!?!?!
Accent theme by Handsome Code