Daily Interruptions

BARACK OBAMA DOESN’T LIKE THE KARDASHIANS, NOW IS CERTAIN TO LOSE PRESIDENCY

Obama’s girls, Sasha and Malia are apparently fans of the Kardashians. Seriously, I love that the Kardashians are still famous. In fact they’re getting bigger and bigger every year (no like literally they’re getting bigger cause they’re like always pregnant or kind of fat and stuff like that lolololll)

Isn’t it fucking great that all they have to do is be hot, rich, and not mind a camera following them around all the time and just like that they’re forever famous. The only time I had a camera following me around 24/7 was when I went to Target and tried stealing Too Fast Too Furious on blu ray. Fuckers caught me, and the security guards threatened to make their status about me on their Facebook if I didn’t give the movie back. The fear of people ‘liking’ my failure was enough to comply.

Michelle states in the interview: 

“But I sort of feel like if we’re talking about it, and I’m more concerned with how they take it in — what did you learn when you watched that,” Michelle explained. “And if they’re learning the right lessons, like, that was crazy, then I’m like, okay.”

“What did you learn today kids? Kim’s husband is an asshole? Alright, gold star for you. Now go back to your rooms and tweet about it.”

Come on Michelle, you really think television is for learning? How is watching the Kardashians any different than watching Spongebob Squarepants? There’s no lesson in anything having to do with television. All of it is meant to be mindless, stupid, vapid, and more importantly, fun! 

Barack I don’t want to alarm you but dissing on the Kardashians might have lost you some important young adult votes. Seriously, these grrls fanbase is the same fanbase of young adults who voted for you in the first place because P.Diddy told them to during a commercial break of the REAL WORLD: SEASON “HOW ARE WE STILL ON THE AIR?”. If Khloe talks shit about you just once, that’s a guaranteed loss of at least 50,000 good votes right there. 

lol dun worry Baracky I’m jk-ing juss a lil bit. gluck baby!