THESE GUYS MADE THE MOST BORING SONG IN THE WORLD…ON PURPOSE
Ambient group Marconi Union worked with sound therapists to create “Weightless”, the world’s most relaxing song.
Apparently this shit is more relaxing than getting a massage, going to the spa, or listening to Mozart.
WEIRD RIGHT? I don’t believe that listening to this song is more relaxing than going to a spa and having someone pour rough sea salt all over your body, or getting punched and pinched by a tiny asian woman while lying down on an uncomfortable table, or even listening to classical music which— thanks to most horror and thriller films making classical music the only music serial killers listen to— is more likely to scare the living shit out of you rather than lull you to pleasant thoughts about daisies and wide open fields.